ERGO*NURSE OR ERGO*JOKE?
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The truth about Ergonurse

FACT:  THE FIRST 20 UNITS SHIPPED TO HARRIS METHODIST HOSPITAL A (TEXAS HEALTH RESOURCE FACILITY) ARRIVED ALL DAMAGED AND NEEDED TO BE SCRAPPED

FACT#2:  THE REPLACEMENT UNITS SENT TO HARRIS METHODIST WILL NOT FIT THROUGH THE DOOR OF THE PATIENT ROOM UNLESS THE UNIT IS TIPPED.  (IT IS VERY DANGEROUS TO TIP THE UNIT AS IT COULD FALL ON YOU AND CAUSE SERIOUS INJURY).

FACT#3:  THE SHEET CLAMP WILL NOT FIT ALL BED SHEETS.

FACT#4:  THE ERGONURSE UNIT CAN NOT BE USED TO DO A TRANSFER FROM BED TO BED OR BED TO CHAIR.

FACT#5:  THE ERGONURSE UNIT IS ALWAYS IN THE WAY OF OVERHEAD MEDICAL EQUIPMENT.

FACT#6: WHEN TRYING TO SUSPEND A PERSON IN BED, THE HEAD ALWAYS RAISES HIGHER THEN THE FEET PLACING THE PATIENT IN AN UNCOMFORTABLE SITTING POSITION, MAKING IT HARD TO RELEASE THE SEATBELT ATTACHMENT ON THE SHEET CLAMP.

FACT#7:  THE ONLY THING HOLDING THE PATIENT ARE 4 SEATBELTS WHICH HAVE FAILED MORE THAN TWICE DURING DEMO.

FACT#8:  MOST FACILITIES ALREADY HAVE THE NECESSARY EQUIPMENT ON HAND TO DO SAFE PATIENT HANDLING IN THE FORM OF A HOYER LIFT OR CELING MOUNT.

FACT#9:  ERGONURSE IS NOTHING MORE THAN A HOME BASED BUSINESS RUN BY ELIZABETH WHITE.

FACT#10:  WORN BED SHEETS WILL TEAR!

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